I love the X factor. There I said it. I can look past the clichés, the ‘fallings out’ and the constant playing of ‘what about now’ by daughtry. It attracts 15 million viewers for a reason, by going beyond the trashy scope of reality TV and delivering pure entertainment. It is a potent mix of tension, sarcastic put-downs, elation and draws some of the biggest stars in the music industry. In short, I believe it is the natural successor to top of the pops as a music entertainment show which appeals to the whole family.
So, four weeks into the live shows – here is my run-down of the remaining contestants:
THE BOYS:
Lloyd Daniels: This boy is no-where near as talented as the majority of acts remaining in the finals. Lloyd stumbles through songs, tuning out of every other verse and has no stage presence whatsoever. He is also victim to Cheryl Cole’s horrendous song choices (Katie Perry on Rock Night?) and also suffers from the fact that his mentor far far faaaaaar prefers Joe over himself (something to do with ‘Geordie Loyalty’). However, Lloyd has one thing on his side. His highlighted blonde hair and timid nature have made him incredibly popular with teenage girls and this has managed to carry him through the past few weeks.
Prediction: Out next week if teenage girls suddenly run out of mobile credit.
Joe McElderry: I’ll admit this chap has a very good singing voice which is surprisingly powerful. He’s also very likeable, even if is lower teeth are as wonky as rocks on a dry-stone wall. He’s obviously Cheryl’s little favourite and has a strong backing from people in the North East. It is likely that they watch X Factor in droves due to the incredibly harsh weather conditions in the North of England which prevent them from going outside.
Prediction: Final Three (Runner Up).
THE GIRLS:
Lucie Jones: She’s young, she’s gorgeous and she can sing, what’s not to like? Well she is Welsh, but I can look past that. Lucie can hold a note very well has a definite ‘sweetness’ about her. The problem is that she doesn’t really command the stage like the over 25s do and that could count against her later on. Still she’s a steady contender and perfectly likeable.
Prediction: Out two weeks before the final.
Stacey Solomon: Urgh, where do I start? This girl annoys me beyond measure! That dull-witted Essex giggle which she calls a voice cuts through me like a rusty razor. I also seriously seriously think (note I said THINK, defamation sharks) she may be a little bit slow. I admit her singing voice is pretty good, but her performances are always incredibly boring and her song choices are mediocre at best. That said, the public seem to love this dimwit from Dagenham, so unfortunately she may stay in the competition for a long time yet.
Prediction: Out the week before the final, cue tears and her shouting “I did it for my son” over and over and over again
THE OVER 25s:
Jamie Archer: Jamie is the oldest competitor and that seems to count against him. I honestly think he’s trying a little too hard to win over younger voters, when really he should be appealing to the older viewers who watch the show. I think his ‘Rock Voice’ is quite refreshing, reminds me of Ben Mills who reached the final three a few years back. However it seriously restricts his song choices and with Rock Week behind us, I feel he’s already peaked and will begin to fade while the other contestants get stronger.
Prediction: He won’t make it past the next two weeks.
Danyl Johnson: ‘The man who peaked too early’ as he has become widely known. Danyl blew everyone away with his audition, but I feel he’s been hit and miss ever since. When he’s good, he’s untouchable, but he’s far too susceptible to criticism and it shows through some very poor performances. To be honest I have no idea why the press give him so much stick as I can’t find anything about Danyl which is unlike-able. Maybe they believe he is cocky, but with such a raw talent I see no reason why he can’t walk onto the stage with confidence.
Prediction: Final three
Olly Murs: I like Olly a lot, he’s the contestant who seems to get better every week. Whilst he was overshadowed by Danyl in the over 25s category during the early stages, in recent weeks Olly has shown that he isn’t just a cheeky chappy from Essex, but he is pretty talented too. I would certainly rank him as one of the better singers in the competition. In addition he is probably the most likeable individual and draws on a lot of public support. Very much the dark horse and I’d say may emerge as favourite in a few weeks time.
Prediction: Final Three (winner)
THE GROUPS:
John and Edward: I love everything about these two. I love the fact they are utterly talentless, cocky and deluded in their own abilities. For me, they prove you can be a success at something, despite being shite at it. To make up for their complete lack of vocal ability, Louis Walsh ensures that their performances something to behold, each more erratic and over the top than the last. Therefore they have managed to develop what Strictly fan’s know as ‘the John Sargent’ effect. Whereby someone so inextricably bad manages to remain in the competition because of public curiousity. In all honesty, These two are the one’s I look forward to seeing most every week and I want them to go all the way (to make a complete mockery of how seriously the show takes itself and just how much it will piss off Simon Cowell). However, despite their large and loyal fanbase, I think the novelty may wear off by week 7.
Prediction: They will hang on for another 3 weeks.
LEST WE FORGET:
Rachel Adedeji: I feel a little sorry for Rachel, she spent most of her time in the bottom two each week, despite being a pretty talented artist. That said, we’ve heard it all before. She’s far too similar to Alexandra Burke and the music market isn’t screaming out for an artist like her.
Miss Frank: They were different, I’ll give them that.
Ricky Loney: The twat in the hat. I have no idea why he even reached the judges houses stage of the competition. No talent, no charisma, nothing. Maybe the judges just felt that someone Scottish needed to be in the finals, but even his compatriots felt he didn’t deserve to make it past week two.
Kandi Rain: Shame they went out so early, the blonde one was pretty fit.
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